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Anyway,

So It's Yule time. More or less. But I'm in Mexico so it's Jesus time, all the time. I am being dragged to and fro from house to not so new house so I can traditionally pray to a porcelein doll and the porcelein dolls around him. Then I get a bag of candy which, if I'm lucky, comes with an orange and some tamarind candy. Damn.. I'm being summoned by my cousin who's coming back from her booty call.

I'll update this later.